Almost all turkeys eaten in the USA are...

Almost all Turkeys eaten in the United States of America are a product of artificial insemination. Though a long process, it is the only possible way because male turkeys now in the USA have been genetically altered to have larger breasts- and are now unable to mate.

Imagine having larger breasts than your significant other!

Kind of sad, but they make for some good eatin'... Either way, the only thing you really need to think about that is suffering on thanksgiving is your beltline, now loosen it up, take a nap, and get ready for some Black Friday action!

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