Terrorist blows self up... by accident!

A suicide bomber who should have read the instructional manual just a little bit better, would have saved her life... well for a few more moments I guess. A terrorist in Russia wanted to detonate the bomb she had in a very public square, using her telephone as the detonator.

She was performing her act of mass terror around Christmas.. Disgusting- but here is where the story turns around.. Local phone companies send spam text messages around christmas time wishing everyone a merry christmas and a happy new year! Well, this joyous message saved christmas for a lot of people- as it detonated her bomb prematurely and she didn't take anyone to the grave with her. She should have seen a internet psychic.


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